Read in Year’s Best SF 16 (2011), edited by David G. Hartwell and Kathryn Cramer
Originally published in Asimov's Science Fiction (January 2010), edited by Sheila Williams
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| Robert E. Howard |
Two weeks in a row of Conan? Yes! Somebody give me a medal and a cookie.
“Rogues in the House” by Robert E. Howard
Last Conan version of the story published in 1976.
We begin on a windy plain high up in the north. Two warrior are fighting. They are the last two standing after a fierce battle. One of them is Heimdul, the other is Conan.
After defeating his opponent, Conan is now exhausted with the exertion of battle. He is visited by a nearly nude woman of great beauty. She teases and taunts the tired warrior, causing him to lust and hurry after her.
She leads him on a chase and soon draws him into an ambush. Conan stands face-to-face with the woman’s giant twin brothers. Roused by his passion for Atali, the beautiful woman, he defeats the giants and the pursuit continues. While Atali grows tired, Conan continues to be stirred on by her alluring figure and provocative words.
It has been a long
time since I wrote about Robert E. Howard’s Conan. I’ve been meaning to write
stuff for the blog more often this year. If you’re reading this in 2020 you
know the kind of year we’ve had. If you’re reading this from sometime in the future,
then I would like to apologize from bringing up the horrors we went through.
I’ve been reading stories in Year’s Best Fantasy 2 for three weeks. I’m starting to get a bit tired of them, not because of the content necessarily as I’ve enjoyed these last six stories, but of their length. The very short length of these stories has limited their scope and depth. That changes today as one of the stories is technically the length of a novelette and it has the kind of deep storytelling that I was looking for and it’s tremendous.
I had a
good time reading short stories last weekend so I decided to do the same again
this week. I was hoping for some better stories. One of these confused me and I’m
still not sure what to think of it. The other certainly delivered the goods.
I’m
making a serious effort to return to blogging this year. I’ve shared a couple
of projects designed to help me work through my pile of unread books and encourage
me to write more at SUR. I have no specific projects outside of those which is
a good thing since they’re plenty ambitious as they are. Year’s Best Fantasy 2 is included on my Currently Reading list at
Goodreads which ties into one of my 2020 blogging projects. I figured a
good way to break that down into bite size pieces is to revive Short Story
Sunday. This originally started with a Science Fiction anthology by David G.
Hartwell and I thought it would be a nice little call back to revive the series
by reading a couple stories in another Hartwell anthology.
I’ve
been a fan of Jules Verne since my youth. My dad has a collection of several of
his works in French. It’s nearly an entire shelf of matching little red
hardcovers, about the same size as mass market paperbacks. I believe it’s the
entire The Extraordinary Voyages series, but I’m not entirely sure. I read a
few of them between the ages 10 to 12 and enjoyed them a bunch. I’ve reread a
couple as an adult and I can confirm that 20,000
Leagues Under the Sea holds up. It’s one of only two Verne books in my
personal collection. Itching to read another of his works I borrowed a couple
of my dad’s books when I visited at Christmas. One of them is L’École des Robinsons (often titled Godfrey Morgan in English after the
protagonist). As you can probably guess form the French title, it’s an island
survival story in the same vein as Daniel Defoe’s Robinson Crusoe. Having finished it recently, I can attest that
some of Verne’s books are better suited for the audience of a 10 to 12 year old
than to an adult.
One of
my resolutions for the New Year is to start writing regularly at Shared
Universe Reviews. In order to help me stay focused and to help accomplish my
goals, I’ve thought up three projects. This is the first.